Garfield: And now! The great Odini shall escape from the watery chamber of death.

Garfield: Rats! I woke up. I swear this happens to me every day!

Garfield: It's another “hurts-to-move” morning.

Garfield: I'd say my eyelids weigh about 38 pounds... each.

Jon: Garfield! Time to get up!

Garfield: Garfield's gone! The hogs ate him!

Jon: Rise and shine, fella!

Garfield: Check my neck, bozo. I have no vital signs.

Jon: You spend too much time in bed.

Garfield: That's only one man's opinion.