Pig: Ham sandwich, please.

Chef: You can’t order that... You’re a pig. It could be a relative。

Pig: Relative?? Hang on... Frankie, hey, it’s your cousin Pig.

Frankie: How youze doin’, Pig?

Pig: Good, good… Listen, how’s your sister?

Frankie: Fine, fine.

Pig: How’s uncle George?

Frankie: Oh, pretty good there.

Pig: And aunt Vivian? zzzz

Frankie: Well, actually... She went out to play bingo last night and we haven’t heard from her since...

Pig: Not a word?

Frankie: Nope. Not a word.

Pig: Better make that a fruit salad.