Rat: Are you watching the art history channel?

Gee: Shhh...I’m trying to hear this.

Rat: Ooh...What’s that guy’s problem?

Goat: That painting called “the scream.”

Pig: Why’s he screaming?

Gee: I don’t know. Can I watch this?

Rat: He probably got tired of that Moaning Lisa.

Pig: Geez.. Why was Lisa moaning?

Rat: I think she saw that Van Gogh guy cut his ears off.

Gee: Okay... Forget it. You two know absolutely nothing about art and if you had any sense, you’d be embarrassed by how stupid you sound. I’m leaving.

Pig: So why’d he cut his ears off?

Rat: I guess he didn’t want to hear all that screaming.