Man: Paper or plastic?

Pig: Check.

Man: You have to pick.

Pig: Check.

Man: Check what?

Pig: I’m paying with a check.

Man: Who cares?

Pig: Not me. You’re the one that keeps asking.

Man: Because you’re not answering.

Pig: I am answering...I don’t have cash and I don’t have a credit card.

Man: So what?

Pig: So. No paper no plastic.

Man: You pig! I’m not asking you how you’re paying!! I’m asking you
what you want your groceries in!!!

Pig: A bag.