Lawyer:   Your honor, ladies and gentlemen  of  the jury, My client, Robert Malone, has been accused of a crime he did not commit.  The prosecution has accused my client of being a pickpocket! I know we have heard the testimony of many people here today… people who claim the defendant, my client, stole their wallets. I feel sorry for these victims, I really do…but my client is innocent!

Lawyer: Let’s  look  at  the  facts...one: These ’so-called’  witnesses  did  not  actually see the defendant steal anything...two:When the police stopped him, he did not have any of the stolen wallets. There is no evidence.

Lawyer: Therefore, Ladies  and  Gentlemen  of  the jury, I ask you to think carefully before giving your verdict. My client is innocent!

Judge: Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, have you reached a verdict?

Jury member: Yes, your honor.  our verdict  is…… not guilty!

Robert: Thank you so much! You were great! Thank you for all your hard work!

Lawyer: You’re welcome, Robert!  I knew you were innocent so my job was easy. Take care of yourself, okay?

Robert: Thanks once again...

Lawyer: Hey! Where’s my wallet?