A: Oh, man. I had the best supper last night. My wife made a stir-fry and it was amazing!

B:I love stir fry crispy bitesized vegetables covered in a mixture of soy sauce and oyster sauce. Wilted greens and fresh bean sprouts.  Throw in some onion and garlic and ginger!  Mmm!  Mmm!  It’s  almost lunchtime. I would die for a plate of stir fry right now!

A: Well, you can keep the vegetables, I’ll take the  meat. The stir fry my wife made was really hearty,  with chunks of beef and slivers of bell peppers and onion...

B: What? You call that a stir fry?  More meat than vegetables?  That’s the worst insult you could throw at a Chinese stir fry. What a disgrace to the wok she fried it in! What you had is equivalent to a fajita without the wrap! Silly Americans!