A:   The mosquitos are biting me!

B:   Me, too, I can’t stop scratching. They are everywhere! Sneaky little jerks.

A:   Do you have any bug spray?

B:   No, I forgot to buy some.

A:   Then we’ll have to put up with it.

B:   We can cover ourselves with beer!  That way if they bite us, they’ll get drunk and fall asleep .

A:   That’s without a doubt, the best idea you’ve had! Let’s do it!

B:   Run! They are thirsty for more!