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英语笑话:Compliment 恭维话
日期:2012-12-19

Compliment
  "Larry! Come here!" said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, " I’ve just had a call   from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school dance last night. You wretched, rude boy!"
  "I was nice to her, Mum, really I was!" protested the youth.
  "I even paid her a compliment when we had a dance."
  "Did you, indeed?" said his mother grimly, "And what exactly did you say?"
  "I said, Gosh, Doris, you sweat less than any fat girl I’ve ever danced with!"
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